Journalist and Bees fan, Jim Levack, has worked on Fleet Street and Sports Desks around the land for many years – here are his thoughts on Adrian Durham’s nonsensical defence of James Tarkowski’s refusal to play for Brentford last Friday.
I’m pretty certain that in 30 odd years of writing about football I’ve never once criticised a fellow journalist or football expert… and I’m not about to start now.
But the ill-informed and frankly rather ignorant host of radio’s answer to the Jeremy Kyle Show is neither of those so he’s fair game in my book.
Actually, I tell a lie. I did have a Twitter spat with Alan Swann, a hack on the Peterborough Evening Telegraph a few years back.
So as you can see there’s a bit of a theme emerging here. The Fen-dwelling folk seem to have chips on their shoulders the size of Maris Pipers about all things Brentford and seize every opportunity to tell a world that isn’t really listening.
Every time you hear Durham mention Brentford he follows it up with a disparaging or dismissive comment, and has been doing so long before the Warburton departure.
He makes my blood boil, and here’s the rub. That’s his job. His views aren’t really his own. They’re a conflicted conglomeration of bile and hatred against almost every club. Listen to him for long enough (if you have to) and he contradicts himself on a regular basis.
Luckily he’s backed up by his sidekicks, the Scouser and the Yorkshireman, who spout equally nonsensical arguments with one aim – to push up the listening figures.
There’s no wit in his rambling, contradictory arguments – unlike his excellent colleagues Hawksbee and Jacobs – so when Beesotted editor Dave Lane rang him to confront him my heart soared and then sank.
Soared because someone was taking him on, and then sank with the realisation that Dave would be yet another victim of this radio bully.
Dave started well (click below to listen to the call) but when he pointed out to Durham that his arguments were a conflicted melange of misinformation, he either talked over him or used his edit buttons to silence any coherent comment.
His only half sensible comment that the stats-led approach was flawed because it ignored the human element shows a lack of knowledge of the actual system in place at Brentford – and sadly, the prejudices that exist against us within the game.
But when you have the soccer intelligentsia like Micky Quinn also throwing his two penarth and reinforcing the gibberish, what do you expect?
As Dave tried to say but wasn’t allowed to, few Brentford fans wanted Warburton to leave, But he wasn’t sacked. He had the option to stay and chose not to. After having a veto on signings and then being told he wouldn’t, I wouldn’t have stayed either.
But with Dean Smith in charge, the signing of Ryan Woods and attempted signing of George Evans, I reckon it’s safe to say that the manager (head coach if you like) is having a fair say on who he wants to bring in.
Matthew Benham, who Durham claims to admire, is not stupid enough to think that the human factor – as the shock jock puts it – has no relevance in signing a player or his stats once on the books. I also suspect his approach is being tweaked as we go along, or he wouldn’t have managed to get Smith.
But in Durham’s nasty little world everything is black or white, which is why ringing his show is a pointless exercise guaranteed purely to inflate an ego inflated well beyond his meagre “journalistic” ability.
The problem is that the longer people like him refuse to listen to the bald facts – like Harlee Dean being offered a contract – the longer Brentford will be regarded as the renegades of English football. But then there’s a certain merit in creating that siege mentality.
Durham’s argument clearly stems from the fact that he feels Warburton was harshly treated, so in his child-like mind any criticism of the club from there on in is justified.
To be fair to Durham he has to keep in with the widest common denominator in the game or he won’t get any guests on his show. Brentford are just an easy target.
Warburton may have been a fantastic boss, but since his move north of the border he has done little to dispel the myths surrounding Brentford and his time there.
That became evident to me when his mate, mentor and confidante Sean Dyche appeared before the TV cameras and in the post match press conference after the Burnley game.
He was repeatedly dismissive of Brentford as a club, damning with faint praise, was evasive and twisted the facts… but at least he could go back to his old mate Warbs and say “that showed ‘em”.
Warburton is history now, but in Dean Smith we have a good, honest man in charge, and he’s a bloke I honestly can’t see not having his say in the recruitment process.
Bottom line is if you upset the traditional football world and the people in it, you will become a pariah. My attitude, increasingly, is ‘xxxx them, we’ll do it our way’.
I don’t think everything is rosy at the club and feel our wage structure needs looking at, but if you’d said to me three years ago “by 2016 you’ll be a fairly well established Championship side’, I’d have bitten your hand off.
The harsh fact is Durham’s beloved Posh had a stab at the second tier and couldn’t hack it. I fear that must be eating away at the poor fellow every time he looks at the respective league tables.
Life’s so unfair isn’t it Adrian?
Jim Levack
Great article, but you used a lot of words where “worthless know-nothing mouthy twat” would have done.
If the pundit being referred to, is at fault, then the accuser, Levack, should steer clear of vituperative and fanatico-hysteria ranting; no one say anything to criticise tin God gambler- ha, bloody, ha, you’ll never shut-up free speech while I have breath in my body, with your bullying tactics!
Hysteria ranting, that’s rich coming from you Mr angry
You are , sadly, merely an offensive twerp, with nothing to say, except having a go at me; try and think, before you say the same old cliches against myself, fair comment, think on.
I rest my case.
What case?
You NEVER present anything that involves one brain cell to produce; you ARE an ignorant little twerp!
Durham is a nasty piece of work.
He makes no secret of his Rangers leanings and is adamant that the Bees will be selling their own Yaya Toure to Rangers.
I believe that the latest offer was £200 k, spread over a period and including a £50k add on for the player participating in Champions League……to be clear that the UEFA tournament not the Scottish one.
Pigs will fly first.
In the meantime Warburton is adamant that he will get his man in the next few days and that Rangers will not be held to ransom over a transfer fee…..this is backed up by the usual Rangers centric Scottish media, not one of whom would dare to suggest that the Rangers offer was a bit cheeky.
Hey, but that’s life up here.
Rangers already guilty of running one tax avoidance scheme for it’s players and awaiting leave to appeal on the EBT scheme. No punishment from the heavily conflicted SFA, no punishment for 10 years and more of playing players who were ‘improperly’ registered. This is the same SFA whose registration officer can spot a missing signature or date on a form which has resulted in teams being thrown out of competitions.
A £250k fine from a previous enquiry, referred to as the LNS, from 2012, still unpaid……..
The licence issued to Rangers to compete in the UEFA 2011 tournaments was signed off by the SFA and Rangers in the full knowledge that it was fraudulent……. a tax bill relating to the DOS scheme was outstanding, and was still unpaid when the previous club was liquidated. Before participating in a UEFA tournament a declaration must be made that no fiscal or social taxes are outstanding.
Our ruling body, the SFA, were fully aware of the outstanding taxes, yet waved through the licence application…….make of that what you will.
Oh and the former Rangers secretary, up to his neck in the tax avoidance schemes, moved on to be President of the SFA with his own £96 k tax avoidance payment in his pocket.
Only in Scotland.
Dear All
Durham is just very bitter that we went up instead of Peterborough “Divine Right” FC two years ago. We walked it and they failed spectacularly. It obviously still rankles.
However, the reaction is exactly what he is looking to provoke. Don’t feed the troll (and doesn’t he just look like one?).
The guy should not be given the time of day, neither should whichever thick ex-footballer/cricketer sidekick he’s “broadcasting” with.
Regards
Gordon
Gordon,
I think you are spot on. Durham is a nasty spiteful GITT. I remember his programme when him and his Yorkshire ex cricketer slagged off Brentford for all of our loan players and said we should be re named LOANSFORD FC.
Oh and if you do a deal with Rangers make sure you get the cash up front.
The Chairman, Mr D C King, is a convicted criminal back in South Africa and has a 3 month suspended jail sentence hanging over him for contempt of court.
During his many court appearances in SA the judge described him as a Glib and Shameless Liar and that was one of the nicer things he said about Mr King as he visited upon him the strongest character assassination in history.
The main stream media up here is renowned for their Rangers leanings.
The campaign to feed good news, and only good news, has been going on since Warburton took over. Routinely taking 4 or 5 goals off teams, a couple of whom are part time, is hailed as a major achievement. On the only occasion that they have met an SPFL team, St Johnstone, they were gubbed 3-1 at home in the League Cup………just a blimp according to the press.
Fair play however they are stacking up players in readiness for their triumphal return to the top league next season.
Harry Forrester plus the two Accrington Stanley superstars signed on a pre contract.
Plus of course Diarouga and O’Halloran from St J’s.
Europe look out.
Rangers are accusing the Bees of being held to ransom over the transfer fee, Warburton ‘ s very own words.
I didn’t hear Leeds complaints of ransom as they agreed a reported £1 million pound fee.
A little bit more than double the Rangers offer, a big chunk of which included an add on for participation in the Las 16……….surprised they didn’t go the whole hog and made the clause dependent on winning it.
Pigs will fly before Rangers win the SPFL again….their only route into the Champions League qualifiers.
Just a small observation if I may – Listening to Alan Brazil on Talksport in the morning he has not infrequently referred to Adrian Durham as “Dopey” Durham or “Dum Dum” Durham — spot on –he knows him better than we do.