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Beesotted has learnt that quick thinking by a Brentford steward prevented a potentially lethal attack last Saturday.

The fluorescent bibbed hero stepped in to prevent a supporter entering the away end with a cribbage board – considered by many to be a Grade A weapon.

A tense stand-off was reported by Brentford supporter Mr Perry Fogden who told us “The cribbage set was stashed inside his inside coat pocket. It was terrifying. The steward pointed out, quite calmly, that someone may steal it from you and hit you with it.”

Eventually the man – who avoided police arrest – was turned away from the ground. He was last seen heading towards the Magpie and Crown on Brentford High Street – a notorious cribbage hideout.

Beesotted have today handed to the bin man a long list of items that their twitter followers claim to have smuggled in to Griffin Park. The list of terror includes:

Chomp Bars,
Yoga mat,
Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire (hardback),
Battered sausage,
Air Horn,
Brentford Gnome.

It is not known at this stage whether Brentford FC have reported the incident to Operation Trident.

And no this isn’t April fools. This is a true story.