Beesotted’s plans for the Naked Singing Section at Wembley are now in full swing with many fans clamouring to join in the fun in block 133 as we attempt to roar our team to victory. Not everyone has managed to get tickets in the same area so, in the words of Frank Sinatra, we’ve had to start spreading the nudes.
We’ve even had a couple of former players showing an interest in joining us but have had to say a firm but polite “no” to both Marcus Gayle and Neil Shipperley – for differing reasons.
Some male supporters have voiced concerns about it being “a bit cold” at Wembley, so to avoid their blushes we’ve found this tasteful costume online. There is also a female version, panic not ladies.
The Beesotted crew will naturally be hard at it in the gym this weekend toning their six packs, but fancy dress help is also on hand for those who want to take a short cut to body beauty.
Another sensitive topic among our twitter followers has been around the delicate subject of body hair. Whilst some supporters fall in to the Jonathan Douglas camp of thinking you can simply never have too much hair, others favour grooming their entire body to resemble Uwe’s pate. We think it’s each to their own, but if you do go for a full body wax please please send us a video.
We’ll keep you up to date with our plans for Wembley next week but we are definitely hoping to finally prove that we are too big for this league.
Beesotted
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